😂 Loco for Trumpito? An Exploration of TDS-DS Madness in the MAGA Realm
An exploration of the new disorder affecting Trump's most ardent supporters.
Outbreak of TDS-DS Leaves Nation Reeling as MAGA Fanatics Go Loco
by Pepita Pelos-Parados for La Cebolla
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - An alarming new psychological disorder known as TDS-DS, or "Trump Derangement Syndrome—Derangement Syndrome," is wreaking havoc on the mental health of el país. According to expertos, the condition primarily afflicts MAGA-hat wearing fanáticos whose all-consuming love for El Presidente Trumpito has caused them to completely lose touch with la realidad.
"It's a fascinating condition," said Dr. Juan Knoze, head of Psicología at the Universidad de Las Locuras in Mar-a-Lago.
"These pobrecitos become so obsessed with defending their Dear Leader, they start frothing at the mouth and screaming 'You have TDS!' at anyone who dares to question Trumpito's flagrant executive overreach."
One bewildered gringo reported being accosted by a deranged Trumper after simply mentioning his fondness for a certain Comedy Central program. "I thought they were talking about The Daily Show," he said, shaking his head in disbelief. "I was like, sí, me gusta Trevor Noah, pero what does that have to do with the erosion of checks and balances?"
Other telltale symptoms of TDS-DS include pledging undying loyalty to a spray-tanned septuagenarian and responding to valid criticisms with schoolyard taunts and whataboutism. En lugar de engaging in meaningful dialogue, sufferers just shout "Fake news!" and "Lock her up!" like a broken disco rayado.
Even el Tecno-Bro Supremo Elon Musk may have fallen victim to the enfermedad. The Twitter tycoon has been spotted canoodling with the Donald at Mar-a-Lago, gushing about their "bromance" and promising to Make Social Media Great Again. Fuentes cercanas say he's considering rebranding himself as MAGAlon Musk.
So cuidado, amigos. If you encounter someone in a red gorra MAGA ranting incoherently about the "deep state" or declaring Trump the Bigliest Presidente Ever, back away slowly and avoid any sudden movimientos.
They're not mal, just suffering from a severe case of TDS-DS - donde la "D" es de "Descerebrados."
Descargo de Responsabilidad: Este artículo es pura sátira. Pero like, obvio. If you couldn't tell, maybe you're the one with TDS-DS, che boludo. 😉
Pepita Pelos-Parados is La Cebolla's senior correspondent covering the intersection of politics and pendejadas.
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Sadly, this disease runs rampant throughout the nation. Trump has attained messianic status; they are convinced the Almighty wanted him to win. He has also attained papal status; he is infallible. Finally, he has attained the unthinkable: the imperial presidency, in which not only is he above the law, but he IS the law!