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💸 Hush Money Meets Holy Scripture: Trump's Twisted Take on King David 🤫

💸 Hush Money Meets Holy Scripture: Trump's Twisted Take on King David 🤫

👑 King David's Story: A Trumpian Role Model 🤝

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Donald Trump, Bible Salesman Extraordinaire, Finds Inspiration in King David's Scandalous Story

In a surprising turn of events, former President Donald Trump has embarked on a new venture: selling Bibles. The controversial figure's self-proclaimed "favorite book" is now available for the low price of $59.99, complete with a g…

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